Please meet Epic Meal Time. (subscribers, you’ll need to visit the post to view the video!)
Please… pleeeeeeease meet Epic Meal Time. If you’re offended by marginally suggestive language, don’t watch. Otherwise… pleeeeeeease watch. It is so WTF-worthy, that it’s hilarious.
Not only is the food a major WTF, but please believe there are countless hilarious quotables in this video:
“I been sippin on that green and smokin’ on that liquor…”
“If you don’t marinate your meat in a ziploc bag, you think too highly of yourself.”
“Yellow rice… because we’re ending rice-ism.”
“Lard, because it wasn’t fat enough already… I’m getting a lard-on.”
“…and then you put it in the oven… and then you win.”
“C’mere, vegan… these nachos will change you.” (!!!!)
“Bacon as nachos? Tequila salsa? We’re gonna fight someone after this!”
The binge session at the end, is probably the strangest blend of Girls Gone Wild and the food porn site known as This Is Why You’re Fat. I just… I can only shake my head and try to pick my jaw up off the ground. Yeesh.
Just know… that if I catch any of y’all weaving bacon strips together to make a taco… there’s gon’ be some consequences and repercussions around here.
One last video, sent in by Sherita who reminded me of Epic Meal Time, said “I’m a pasta girl and love lasagna but damn, wtf?”
Girl, that ain’t pasta. That’s… the rapture.
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