Home Weekend WTF? Weekend WTF: The 98,824 Calorie Taco Night & The 71,000 Calorie Lasagna

Weekend WTF: The 98,824 Calorie Taco Night & The 71,000 Calorie Lasagna

by Erika Nicole Kendall

Please meet Epic Meal Time. (subscribers, you’ll need to visit the post to view the video!)

Please… pleeeeeeease meet Epic Meal Time. If you’re offended by marginally suggestive language, don’t watch. Otherwise… pleeeeeeease watch. It is so WTF-worthy, that it’s hilarious.

Not only is the food a major WTF, but please believe there are countless hilarious quotables in this video:

“I been sippin on that green and smokin’ on that liquor…”

“If you don’t marinate your meat in a ziploc bag, you think too highly of yourself.”

“Yellow rice… because we’re ending rice-ism.”

“Lard, because it wasn’t fat enough already… I’m getting a lard-on.”

“…and then you put it in the oven… and then you win.”

“C’mere, vegan… these nachos will change you.” (!!!!)

“Bacon as nachos? Tequila salsa? We’re gonna fight someone after this!”

The binge session at the end, is probably the strangest blend of Girls Gone Wild and the food porn site known as This Is Why You’re Fat. I just… I can only shake my head and try to pick my jaw up off the ground. Yeesh.

Just know… that if I catch any of y’all weaving bacon strips together to make a taco… there’s gon’ be some consequences and repercussions around here.

One last video, sent in by Sherita who reminded me of Epic Meal Time, said “I’m a pasta girl and love lasagna but damn, wtf?”

Girl, that ain’t pasta. That’s… the rapture.

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19 comments

Michelle of Chellbellz May 21, 2011 - 9:03 AM

Haha! Have you seen when they made a meat house or something…it was gross! LMBO. They are pretty funny though.

Erika Nicole Kendall May 21, 2011 - 9:30 AM

Dude. I cannot. LMAO

BAnjeeB May 21, 2011 - 9:20 AM

Imagine what they could do if they used their powers for good! lol

That was A LOT of tequila on that food! And the bacon weave taco shell….*shudders*

Erika Nicole Kendall May 21, 2011 - 9:29 AM

Yo… the lasagna video? “I don’t want ANY vegetables on my burgers.” “What about lettuce? Lettuce is good.” “No, it’s not.” LMAOOOOO

BAnjeeB May 21, 2011 - 10:48 AM

Man that lasagna thing is what nightmares are made of!

Ecila May 21, 2011 - 10:23 AM

HILARIOUS AND GROSS AT THE SAME TIME! I’m hysterical over here

Kjen May 21, 2011 - 12:02 PM

I know I was just talking junk about how pathetic the food served at the Heart Attack grill is but this guy was so funny that I kept egging him on – “yes, you should have another layer of Big Macs for your lasagna!”
But as a fan of food porn and an amateur photgrapher, the final eating scenes, were killing me. As long as I didn’t know what crap had gone into it, the final product looked presentable, they just kep filming it in such an unattractive manner.

E. May 21, 2011 - 4:49 PM

I’ve just watched all their videos and now I may never eat again lol. Their meat salad and candy bbq were something else.

Keisha May 21, 2011 - 6:41 PM

I just…did they really….Oh my.

That’s all I can say. Gross in a funny way, or funny in a gross way. That shouldn’t be legal.

Daphne May 21, 2011 - 9:46 PM

Woooooowwwww. These guys are hilariously off the chain.

Kudos to their creativity, though. Still, I think I had a heart attack by proxy after watching both videos.

Curlstar May 23, 2011 - 12:17 PM

That Patron was flowin! LOL The occasional drinker in me looks at the tequila chicken the tequila guac and the tequila salsa and says “Hmm, that doesn’t look too bad, might have to try that!” I won’t make or use as much tequila tho! LOL (dude calls a shot of Patron a pre-dinner snack) LOL It looked like they had some fun making it at least. O_o

The lasagna video! OMG ROTFL!!! After ordering all of those big macs, he orders an apple pie?! LOL!! Those dudes were wasted by the time that thing was done! LOL
Too much bacon for me (ew) but those dudes are off the meter!

Arnita May 23, 2011 - 3:26 PM

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot! OMG…so disgusting! LMAO

Eva May 24, 2011 - 11:45 AM

Yuk. I may never eat again. The worst was breakfast of booze where they cooked everything in beer and Jack Daniels.

ShayB May 24, 2011 - 2:00 PM

Somehow… I get the feeling that these guys have really high insurance premiums…

Nadine June 14, 2011 - 10:26 AM

That mess was hardcore food porn. I think I’m in shock. Why do I feel the need to wash my brain?? But it was hilarious. What’s even MORE hilarious in a sad way is that someone may try and eat (or God forbid recreate) that. Ick

emma July 15, 2011 - 2:01 AM

When he said “meat sawce” I was done! Oh my gosh too funny! Then “teen burger, the middle child” I’m in tears. Normally gross jokes don’t tickle my funny bone but those guys are pure comedy. Birth notice how the chef isn’t eating his creations?

Thermidor July 22, 2011 - 6:56 AM

Oh-hoo, I love Epic Meal Time so much. It cracks me up. I even got the “Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & ” shirt. Even though I don’t eat much bacon anymore. I’ve caught myself saying “Get it Muscles Glasses!” before, too.

Tyj247 June 11, 2012 - 12:41 PM

I’m so glad you made a post about these guys! I’m sorry but I absolutely love what they do. It is shameless food porn and unfortunately I am all about it. I wish I didn’t find it entertaining but I look at it like people who watch extreme sports videos: I would never put myself in that much danger but it’s interesting to see those who do. My mind is blown every time.

I just worry that instead of this being just something fun to do for youtube, that this will slowly become a real way of life for them and others who watch. I can’t remember which one it was, but in one episode he talks about the collective weight they had put on as a group (I believe something around 400lbs). I know you are team anti-bacon, but even as bacon fan, I am appalled on the sheer volume of bacon these people consume in one sitting. I’m sure their doctors hate them but hopefully they have good insurance for all the health issues that are sure to come in the near future, judging by the amount of fat, salt and calories they consume

Mishala July 5, 2013 - 1:13 AM

I’ve seen these guys. I always laugh at the stuff they come up with, because really, who can really eat that crap, or even want to.

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