Whose bright idea was this?!
It’s fruit. It has its own taste. It has its own purposes. It doesn’t need you injecting “flavors” (short for “chemical substances we created in a lab”) into it. There is a benefit to learning how things taste in their natural sense. Just… don’t do this to fruit. It didn’t do anything to you!
Alright, tell the truth: who has bought one of these? Let me know, so I can come raid your pantry.
Y’all gon’ make me chain myself to all the apple trees out here!