If you haven’t figured it out, the majority of #teambgg2wl loves torturing me about bacon.
I don’t eat it – not because it isn’t clean eating, but because there’s no pork on my fork. Everrrrrr.
That being said, y’all are forever sending me the various ways America (?) is turning bacon into a processed nightmare. I can’t stand y’all sometimes.
Take this post from Smosh, for example, sent in to me by an awesome reader. She might be less awesome for sending me this, but.. hey.
The post contains the following three beauties:
…and, well… I’ll let you read this one:
Someone’s got some explainin’ to do.
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Seriously? Come on now people let the dag on bacon go!
BACON LUBE? REALLY? Well, ok, maybe if someone has some sort of foodsexfetish thing, but still – really??
Bacon vodka+bacon lube= a very good night
LOL we all know, everything is better with bacon lol.
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I’m happy to know that #teambgg2wl is full of perverts. LOL!
lol i have the bacon mints i bought them as a novelty but really soap…eww, dang I didn’t know people were this obsessed over bacon lol
So somewhere someone wants their cooter tasting like bacon, this is enough for me to give up Bacon.
LOL! I hear ya!
LOL have you heard of the baconery? Its (bacon + bakery) where you find chocolate covered bacon, brownies with bacon bits, and all other types of random deserts. I eat bacon but I couldn’t submit to bacon bits in my brownies. I just can’t wrap my mind around the idea of it but i hear its good (ugh!)
I’m a bartender. Bacon vodka is good used for Bloody Marys. Other than that, all those things sound gross!
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