Welcome to The Heart Attack Grill, where those who weigh above 350lbs… eat free.
Accidentally vegan? You betcha!
After eating all the crap IN the Easter basket… you eat… the grass?
Do ANYTHING with your peeps… just… don’t eat ’em!
Can you spot the problem…s?
Denny’s decides to put bacon on EVERYTHING… and the world then blew up.
Flavored air. Think about that for a minute. Flavored. Air.
Do you feel like enjoying a Fat Ho today? Then come on down to Fat Ho Burgers! Yes.
So… imagine me rambling through someone else’s fridge looking for the butter they’d asked me to acquire. There, I see my old time friend, Country Crock. “Awww, dang – my…
Can you find the problem with this guacamole… dip?
The McCurry, Le Croque McDo, and… the McLobster? Yes. They all exist.
Sadness in the produce section.
See if you can solve the mystery.
Kraft says they know what you want to eat just by reading your face…
Doritos are “nothing more than corn mashed up, fried up in oil, and flavored in the most delectable way.”
That’s right – Taco Bell doesn’t even call their “beef” “beef” on their internal packaging – they just call it “taco meat filling!”
Pork in your chicken products? Yum!
That’s right. It’s bread. In a darn can.
Wait ’til you get a load of how Nestle REALLY decreased the sugar in their syrup!
The lore of the Kwanzaa cake… demystified and explained for you!