Everybody, meet couscous.
Let me show you how to do this, hun. (Clearly, it’s been a Jay-Z kind of day in my house.)
What is couscous, and how does it taste?
Couscous is, well… flour and water. No, seriously.
It tastes an awful lot like pasta, just much smaller “noodles,” obviously. It’s basically a North African pasta, even though it has French and Israeli variations… it’s North African.
How do I choose quality couscous?
For starters, check the back of the label; if it has weird stuff in the ingredients; if it has more than flour – usually says “durum wheat” or “semolina wheat” but can just say “flour” – and water, then you need to give it the side eye. Even if you buy it in bulk – like at the Whole Foods bulk containers – the bulk bin should still have the ingredients listed as well as the caloric content of the ingredient.
How do I store couscous after buying it?
Couscous, like any other pasta product, should be stored in an airtight container. It doesn’t require refrigeration, and can be stored in the dark (like, say, a pantry or a cabinet.) If you buy your couscous pre-packaged, be sure to respect the date on the container; processed foods like that could have easily be resting in a warehouse for months before it made it to the shelves and into your cart, so it’s best to be careful.
What goes well with couscous?
Just about anything you can do with pasta, you can do with couscous… sans the heavy sauces. Like, a thick cream sauce would turn couscous into soup, which – while it can be done – isn’t really appropriate. There are tons of other things to use for that, instead. It’d be wasting the actual texture that couscous provides.
How do I cook this couscous for the boot camp?
Truthfully, you cheat. There. I said it. You cheat.
Not on the couscous, but on the stuff for it.
Cooking couscous is easy, similar to cooking quinoa. It’s always equal parts couscous to water – meaning, if you’re cooking a cup of dried couscous, you will use a cup of water – and you’ll want to use a teaspoon of oil to wipe around the bottom of your pot before you cook it. The teaspoon of oil is for the pot, not the couscous, so you don’t need more of it just because you might be cooking more than a cup of couscous. Depending on the size of your pan, you might need a bit more oil… that’s okay, too. Each cup of dried couscous yields about 2 and a half cups, cooked.
Wipe the bottom of you pot with your oil, then pour in your water. Bring it to a boil, then pour your couscous inside. Turn off your heat, cover your pot, and leave it for five minutes. The little granules will absorb the water, making them puff up and become fluffy. Use your fork to stir it up. It’ll probably double in size again after that.
If your grocery store has an “olive bar” with olives, garlic, cornichons (little pickled cucumbers), and the like, reach for some sun-dried tomatoes, a few cloves of garlic and a few peppers. (You should also be able to find this stuff in a jar in the section near the tomato sauces in your store, if they don’t have that antipasto bar.) A cup of this stuff for every half-cup of couscous you’re cooking. Drop ’em on your cutting space, chop ’em up, then throw them in your couscous, in its pot, with a tablespoon of dried oregano and a pinch of salt.
It’s literally that quick. You won.