I don’t like it when people make neat little graphics that explain things I’ve said in 1000 words. Sure, it makes it easier on you but dang it, I put a lot of effort into those 1000 words!
From Summer Tomato:
“Might it contain bacon anyway? Yes? Probably dog food. Eat at your own risk.”
Pardon me as I close the door on my own coffin, because I am dying of laughter over here!