Come look at all these curves. LOOK!

1 (3-1/2-lb.) chicken, cut into eighths, or 3 lb. chicken legs and thighs 2-1/2- to 3-1/2 tsp. kosher salt (divided) 1-1/8 tsp. freshly ground black pepper (divided) 1/4 cup all-purpose …

Alright, fess up: who’s going to go rush out and buy beets and pistachios?

Store-bought mayo is out. Avocado spreads are in!