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Q&A Wednesday: My Thoughts On The Master Cleanse

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Q: Thank yo so much for having this site/blog! I am a “thick” sista who is now rolling over into the “fat” category. I am having SO much trouble eating healthy, etc. As I start my “lifestyle change”, I plan to use your site regularly. One question though, how do you feel about detox and colonics? I hear they are great to start out with and soemtimes do on a regular.

This topic makes me nervous.. I’m not going to lie.

The very last thing I did before I gave up on dieting completely was the master cleanse… so while I’m not particularly or personally familiar with colonics, I’m familiar enough with the master cleanse and know that it felt like a damn colonic.

Whenever people bring up detoxes and colonics, I’m always curious. Why are you interested in a detox?

If the answer is weight loss, I’m not interested in continuing the conversation.

Let me make a few things clear.

1. You can lose mass on a detox like the master cleanse. If you are someone who was 300lbs, living off of processed foods and eating almost 3000 calories a day, and you go to a 1500 calorie-a-day liquid diet, you will lose weight. If you do the sea salt flushes every day and drink the teas, you will poop. Let me repeat that. You. Will. Poop.

The bathroom was my best friend and worst enemy. The number of times I spent bent over with stomach cramps on the toilet because the flushes and teas were wrecking shop within my insides… amazing stuff.

2. You will absolutely lose muscle mass on the master cleanse. The very thing that feeds muscle – protein – is not included in the daily intake. So you’d be walking backwards.

3. You can, in a nutshell, consider this a liquid manifestation of the twinkie diet. Seriously. It is another diet consisting of enough calories and sugar to keep you from feeling completely miserable, but because there’s no actual nutrients in your daily intake (even supplements are discouraged), you will feel like crap.

And really, that’s the important thing, here. You will feel like garbage. You will be more vulnerable to illness because as there are no nutrients pouring into your system like when one eats cleanly, the body cannot heal itself or properly protect itself from disease. A healthy diet consists of a vast array of fruits and vegetables, because those are the things that are most intended to help our bodies heal themselves. If you are intentionally depriving yourself of that for the sake of weight loss? You’re sacrificing your insides for your outsides… when in reality, if you treated your insides properly, your outside would fall in line.

As far as the actual detoxification process? The “cleansing of your colon?” You wouldn’t need to do it if you didn’t skimp on the fiber. And I mean, fiber from food. Not drinks or sea salt flushes or teas. A body that has a regular stream of fibrous foods combined with water flowing through it does not need to detox. It will do it on its own. The body has taken thousands of years to learn how to detoxify itself. It doesn’t need you starving it in order for it to make detoxification happen.

But what if you know your eating habits have been poor? What if you know you have all kinds of goo trapped within your intestines and want to clean it out? Eat more fibrous foods! Drink water! Trust me, you don’t have to torture yourself by gorging out on silly lemonade mixtures to clean yourself out.

In fact, let me tell you a little story that I still, to this day, find hilarious. I was trying to make myself a raw vegan (raw vegans don’t add heat to their food) strawberry quinoa salad one day, and instead of heating my quinoa to cook it, I soaked it in cold water until it softened. Let’s just say that as far as fiber goes, this was the most potent thing I’ve ever eaten in my life. Most raw vegan dishes have that effect.

Are there people who have lost weight doing the master cleanse? Yes. I know that there are tons of people who’ve done youtube videos talking about “Look how my tummy went down!” Yes, because you were, literally, full of crap before you started. (This is why, when I talk about building a flat tummy, I talk about getting enough fiber.) I know there are people who were more hopped up on the fact that they couldn’t eat to recognize how rude or lethargic they were feeling. I also know there are lots of people who don’t know enough about their bodies to tell me what’s best for me and mine… so recommending a detox to me sounds wayyyyy off the beaten path.

There are detoxes that aren’t starvation, I get it… but you absolutely must remember that any way you lose the weight is the way you’ll keep it off. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life eating nothing but fruit. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life eating nothing but vegetables. I for darn sure don’t want to spend the rest of my life subsisting on maple syrup, cayenne pepper and lemon juice. There’s so much more beyond all that, that I’d rather learn how to navigate life eating with a default understanding of what works best for me instead of going into this cycle of detoxing, slipping back into old habits, detoxing again… having to avoid or cancel engagements because food will be there that I don’t want to tempt myself on, or going to those events and failing at trying to not eat anything there… only to guilt myself in having to detox longer… and then think less of myself for not being able to “do it.” That’s… not wise, to me.

My experience with the master cleanse was interesting. It’s not my intent to be hypocritical, it’s my intent to explain that I’m in a position where I now know better. All the things that the master cleanse did for me – ridding my body of the gunk piled up from processed foods – are things that can be done with a cleaned up diet. Not only that, but I wouldn’t have needed the master cleanse to “rid my body of gunk” if I was eating enough fiber and drinking water instead of juices and punches.

I know that “skinny” is serious enough business for some women that they’re willing to sacrifice actual chewable food in order to obtain it… but I’m not. Seriously – I’m only willing to go so far to lose weight, and I’ve lost well over 150lbs thus far. In fact, at this point in my journey – considering the way I’ve learned to love food without guilt and without blame – there’s no way in hell I’d give food up for “skinny.” (And since, as I mentioned, there’s no actual ability to build muscle on a detox… it’d definitely be “skinny,” not “fit.”)

In short… don’t do it. No, really. I know that my “in short” paragraphs usually wind up being another hundred words.. but that’s it. You don’t need a “lead in” to clean eating. You can start eating clean at your next meal. Don’t do it to yourself.

The proud leader of the #bgg2wlarmy, Erika Nicole Kendall writes health, fitness, nutrition, body image and beauty, and more here at #bgg2wl. After losing over 150lbs, Kendall became a personal trainer certified in fitness nutrition, women's fitness, and weight loss from the National Academy of Sports Medicine. She now lives in New York with her family, and is working on her 4th, 5th and 6th certificates.

48 Comments

  1. Sweetpea

    December 8, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    Awesomeness! I’ve had several friends who have completed the Master Cleanse diet multiple times, and realistically, your explanation clarifies so much. It is unhealthy, and you could replicate the effects of the M.C. if you ingested more fiber!

    • Erika

      December 8, 2010 at 5:45 PM

      Awww, mama… glad I could help. :)

  2. "Mira Luma"

    December 8, 2010 at 12:30 PM

    I have done the master cleanse twice and let me tell you – I hated not eating solid food for 10 days straight, but I loved the weight loss effect. I lost about 20 pounds in 10 days each time I did it, and of course, gained the pounds back and then some after I started incorporating solid food back into my diet. Will never do the “master cleanse” again!!

    • Erika

      December 8, 2010 at 5:41 PM

      Oh, girl… we ALL love the weight loss effect… until we gain it all back and wind up mad as all get out! LOL!

  3. Nicole

    December 8, 2010 at 12:40 PM

    This was powerful to me. I know you have said it many times before on this site, but this right here:

    “A body that has a regular stream of fibrous foods combined with water flowing through it does not need to detox. It will do it on its own. The body has taken thousands of years to learn how to detoxify itself.”

    This part really hit home for me. Light bulb totally went on. I have done most of the above, colonics, teas, etc, etc, and eventually once the fast was over the weight came back on. I HAVE switched my diet by “making the salad the main dish” and everything else sides recently. I have increased my intake of water. Subsequently, I HAVE noticed a huge difference in my body. HUGE. It is because of the awareness in reading your posts, that have totally changed my way of looking at food.

    THANK YOU.

  4. Tracie G., The Brown Skin Lady

    December 8, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    I did the Master Cleanse once back when I was just over 250 lbs, and feeling terrible inside. I didn’t mean for it to be a lifestyle change in and of itself, and used it more as a medicinal remedy to clean myself out and reboost. It worked for me for just that purpose; I specifically wanted to resume a pescetarian diet as well (I’d gone back to eating beef and pork prior to that from doing Atkins), and doing the Master Cleanse really helped alleviate cravings I had for meat while transitioning. To date, I have yet to gain a single pound back that I lost while doing the cleanse either, and maintain my red-meat free diet comfortably.

    I agree that making immediate changes to clean foods works best; simultaneously, I know from my own experiences that the Master Cleanse–when done as directed by its creators–can be pretty helpful if you have the time and patience to devote to it, and want to do a starting fresh kind of approach that doesn’t involve major withdrawal feelings. It would be absolutely useless (I think) as just a means to keep eating trash between each one you do–the cleanse creators say that as well.

    • Erika

      December 8, 2010 at 12:56 PM

      While I can respect what you’re saying, I’m cautious because this method does not work for everyone, and I’m concerned about the cycle it can create. I’m glad that you reached success – and I approved your comment because it deserves to be heard – but I am also very aware of the cycle it can and does create… and I’d personally advise anyone to proceed with caution. Sorry.

      I didn’t go this route when I first abstained from red meat – I’ve written about it here – and it can be done healthfully other ways. I simply can’t co-sign this. At all. Ever.

  5. Finomenal1

    December 8, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    I’m so happy you wrote about this! I have been reading your site avidly for the past couple of weeks and wondered if you touched on it. A relative gave me the “master cleanse” book last year. While it seemed like the outcome might be desirable the process seemed ridiculous! At one point I beleive the authors encouraged 30 days of that mess, once one gets “accustomed” to it. No thank you. Fruit, veggies and water will cleanse me just the way I need. Thanks to you, now I am armed with solid reasons why it isn’t such a good idea whenr my “helpful” relative asks why I didn’t try it. :)

  6. Rosalind

    December 8, 2010 at 3:23 PM

    It is very clear that you are not a fan of detox, master cleanse and other fads or of colonics. What are your suggestions for one that has done both the detox and master cleanse. I have also changed my diet to vegetarian for a few years. I am no longer vegetarian, but continue to watch my diet. I am a huge juicer of fruits and veggies. I have always been a fan of the gym and the great outdoors. I continue to push myself, but have only come as close as 5lbs away from my leanest weight of 145. Even with dietary changes,water and working out i have continued to have bowel movement issues. I am constantly bloated. I was diagnosed with IBS and was on meds for a few yrs. I joined the military and the meds were not authorized and were eventually taken off the market.
    Without colonics i can go for months with out not even 1 bowel movement. Its discouraging because i workout hard and still weight loss is slow, i think its because i am literally full of poop. I am 33 years old with 39lbs to lose. I don’t want to have a dresser full of medications anymore.
    My doctor does not support colonics she only suggests seeing a Gastro, but i’ve been down that route. Lots of test and trial meds with no answers. So i thought i’d run it by you.
    I’d appreciate any feedback.

    • Erika

      December 8, 2010 at 5:04 PM

      I mean, obviously I’m not a suitable replacement for your physician who is familiar with your body and its particular needs (hopefully), but I’d wonder what’s going on in your daily diet where there’s no movement? Is your water intake up to snuff? Do you get in around at least a half-gallon of water a day ( drink a gallon, myself)? How about your fiber? You’re bloated… have you stopped to test what’s causing the bloat in your diet?

      Juicing removes the fiber from the fruit you are taking in… so you’d be better off eating the fruit. I do have a post about alternative methods of getting yourself to go potty, but they’re only for drastic measures. This… kinda feels drastic, if you can go weeks without going number two.

      There are actual physical changes that are taking place in your body if you’re going months without going potty. Your doctor IS going to suggest the quickest, easiest and simplest way for you to cleanse yourself, which would BE the colonic… but he’s treating a symptom of a larger problem… he’s not treating the problem by offering up a colonic.

      I don’t want to make assumptions about what you are doing or have done (right OR wrong), but I DO think you should seek out what’s going wrong in your diet. Being a vegetarian means little in this context, especially if you’re a processed vegetarian. Just because food is vegetarian doesn’t mean it has the fiber you need. It may still be lacking. That’s not a “pass.”

      You are more than welcome to e-mail me and we can dialogue hypothetically there, though. There are TONS of little details that we’d need to address in order to give you enough information to do some digging on your own. The best I could do is offer information, and if I can help, I will. :)

      • Tracie G., The Brown Skin Lady

        December 8, 2010 at 5:13 PM

        Hey, Erika–

        Thanks for posting Rosalind’s comment, and for your reply. If she doesn’t mind, could you keep this conversation online for others of us to follow? While my issues are not as extreme as Rosalind’s, I to find myself challenged by extremely slow bowels at times, even though I drink at least 10 cups of water daily, and eats lots of fruits, vegetables (5-6 servings a day), and non-processed foods (whole grains, nuts, seeds, minimal sugars). Just this week I ran into some challenges, although I’ve been especially focused on clean eating for the past week. If you have anything that can be shared publicly on this, I’d greatly appreciate it as well.

        • Erika

          December 8, 2010 at 5:22 PM

          What do you mean by “slow bowels?”

          • Tracie G., The Brown Skin Lady

            December 8, 2010 at 5:30 PM

            Sorry–slow bowel movements, movements taking a day or two to pass, although I’ve eaten significant fruits and vegetables throughout the days prior. As an example: I had my first BM today after about…two days of meals with nothing passing at all. I eventually started using prune juice last night, because I could feel the pressure, but couldn’t get anything to move when I sat at the toilet. The bowels that came out were bulky and cylindrical (sp?) as well, which made me even more confused…but not so much, since this has happened before. I mean, I try not to stress about it-it just gets difficult to gauge hunger when I have this pressure from the large intestine sitting on my stomach, you know?

          • Erika

            December 8, 2010 at 10:48 PM

            Does it float, or sink? Are you getting adequate fat in your diet? Have you tried a cassia or senna tea?

            I mean, the reality is that there’s a combination of what you’re eating and a lack of fiber that’s allowing this to happen. You have to make sure that every day, your fiber balances out in a way that allows you to pass out what you take in. You should never have a gang of food sitting up inside of you. Ever.

            Without knowing the intricate details of your diet, it’s hard to say… but it’s indicative of an imbalanced diet to me.

          • Tracie G., The Brown Skin Lady

            December 8, 2010 at 10:57 PM

            Ooh–the “have I had enough fat” question is a good one for me to think about…I don’t usually add oils to my food (besides when frying omelets or something–then I use olive), and don’t eat many oily foods AT ALL. I’ve only recently started eating nuts & seeds–which means I still don’t eat that many. DEFINITE question to think about, as it would explain a lot (extra-dry skin, slow bowels…). THANKS!

    • Nina

      May 19, 2011 at 3:45 PM

      Rosalind, please, take your doctor’s advice and go to see a Gastroenterologist. Soon. Reading your post brought back alarming memories of two relatives that eventually died of intestinal cancers. Both went through a series of bad diagnoses and both were told it was IBS and given meds. I know for sure that one tried repeated cleanses, teas, stool softeners and laxatives (natural and prescribed) before finally having a colonoscopy and being given a diagnosis. I do not mean to alarm you, but it really can’t hurt you to rule out disorders of the stomach, intestines and colon. Even breast-fed babies poop, so even if your diet is mostly liquid, the infrequency of your bowel movements may be pointing to something else. At least find out what it isn’t. For your health. I know your frustration is with the weight loss plateau, but please give the specialist a try.

  7. De L Bee

    December 8, 2010 at 4:23 PM

    I attempted the master cleanse once and it didn’t last very long. I had headaches and was just all around miserable. If the desired effect is to cleanse, you can simply do that, as many have already said, with raw fruits/veggies and water. I drink a kale “smoothie” which helps me to get in enough fruits/veggies in the morning. Also, I don’t know if there are any studies to prove it, but regular exercise seems helps with cleansing. Simply put: eat right and move around.

  8. Sharon

    December 8, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    Several months ago, I asked my Nutritionist about doing a “Master Cleanse”; she looked at me like I was smoking something and politely said “If you eat right, that is The Master Cleanse”. I got her point….

    • Erika

      December 8, 2010 at 5:35 PM

      LOVE IT! LOL!

    • LaLa

      May 20, 2011 at 7:41 AM

      LOL…So true!! Great Nutritionist!!! LOL

  9. Nicole

    December 8, 2010 at 11:01 PM

    Interesting. I also had a similar issue. I started eating more veggies and for the last week trying out making the green smoothie. It has gotten better, but still rather slow. I am going to try to bump up my water intake. I am struggling big time with drinking an adequate amount because of having to run back and forth to the restroom and its difficult at work.

    I also have drank the senna tea and cascada segrada (sp). It helped, but I really don’t want to depend on those things.

  10. JoAnna

    December 9, 2010 at 1:09 AM

    I never did the Master cleanse. I know my limits and 1 day of no solid food eating would’ve sent me to the first all-you-can-eat chinese buffet for 1-2hrs of gorging.

    I have taken a herbal chinese “tea” that supposedly raises your internal temperature and helps to clean you out and melt intestinal fat. The first time I did it, I was cool the first 2 days. Day 3 at exactly 1:15pm, I was stuck in the restroom at work for 25mins. And then at 45 mins intervals the rest of the day. I barely made it home without messing up my clothes! I was told to take the next day off (I guess so they could air out the building…) By day 5 I did notice that my skin had cleared up, no bad morning breath, much flatter stomach, and my craving for fried food was gone. Of course that only lasted 1-2 weeks after I stopped taking the tea, upon which I eased back into my bad habits.

    I now take a daily vegetable protein and fiber powder in a mixture of raw honey and apple cider vinegar to add fiber to my daily diet in addition to granola or hot old fashioned oatmeal 4-5 mornings/week. The rest of the day, I just make sure I get at least 1 raw salad, or some raw vegetables, along with my cooked ones and 1-2 servings fresh fruit (due to diabetes).

    My doctor is lovin’ my latest lipid panel which showed a huge drop in my LDL and triglyceride levels. Since I still have 100+lbs to lose, he also authorized a supervised exercise program that is kicking my butt, and forcing the fiber to work its way thru my insides.

    Let me tell me y’all: whole fruits and vegetables taste a whole lot better than that brown dirt tea, and no stomach cramps afterwards either!

    • Chaya

      June 26, 2013 at 3:53 PM

      Lol@to air the building out!!

  11. Lee

    April 18, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    I love this blog, and I love the community it’s created.

    I think that when people refer to certain diets and cleanses as a way to “jump start” their lifestyle change, what they mean is that they’d like to do something that will give them big, immediate, visible results so they’ll feel motivated to continue. But, as you said, Erika, continue…what? The diet/cleanse? Indefinitely?

    I used to focus on outward signs (i.e. size) and how I could most quickly get my instant gratification. I’d eat low-fat versions of processed foods, and exercise, and I’d manage to loose some weight, but I didn’t really feel healthy. Now I’ve switched to clean eating and I just plain old FEEL better, every day. I’m learning how to listen to my body so I can give it what it actually needs, so that I can get from it what I need–energy to keep up with my kids, long life and good health, regular BMs, etc. The fact that I’m also loosing weight is a bonus, icing on the cake. Slow and steady wins the race, every day.

  12. Shonia

    April 20, 2011 at 2:24 PM

    What are your thoughts of Atkins Diet?

  13. Sandi

    May 19, 2011 at 6:43 PM

    I wanted to comment on IBS. When I was younger(in my 20’s) I was diagnosed with IBS simply because I was stressed out. Stress will cause your body to not operate properly. I tried to take the drinks and supplements but, in the end I just added more veggys and fruit to the menu and it worked. <just a thought.

    To —Rosalind* You may want to see if your allergic to gluten or another food. I agree with Erika – Juicing takes out the fiber. That is the gut cleansing stuff in your food it helps the villi in your intestines to become free and work better. Honestly, like babies each time you eat, you should have a bowel movement. Ladies. Let's get real here. Most women are very sensitive about discussing bowel movements. I am not, Each one is a blessing. Being African American colon cancer is a Killer among us and we need to address the Poop head-on(pun intended.) After losing my dad and having a colon cancer scare as a child, I welcome the normality of this very important body function. I check it for density, color and some other things. Also, the better you eat, the less stinky you are. I pray you all learn to welcome the actual beauty of your body naturally detoxifying itself of foods it did not use to nourish those beautiful minds and bodies.

    As far as Master Cleanse HA, I remember buying all the items, getting them home and making a steak. Eventually I used that syrup on my pancakes!

  14. LaLa

    May 20, 2011 at 7:40 AM

    Thank you for telling it like it is!
    I’m doing this weight-loss the RIGHT way this time!!! I went vegetarian back in April and going hard and loving it!! It feels good to finally eat to live instead of live to eat and knowing i’m eating healthy foods!!!
    I’m exercising regularly and can “feel” the weight-loss already! I refuse to get on the scale because If I haven’t lost what I feel is appropriate (at least 6-10 lbs by now) I would be disappointed. So I can avoid that by continuing my regimen and staying focused.

  15. Andrea Plaid

    May 20, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    Funny that I was just talking about this with a work pal yesterday. She was going on about doing the “master cleanse,” and I advised her not to do it because it just “sounded” unhealthy to me–it came off like starvation in the guise of a “get thin quick” scheme. (And my pal has done attempted to lose weight, but she still struggles with drinking soda, smoking, and portions, and what she likes to call “not depriving herself.” She didn’t but the 2 + 2 on the doing the “master cleanse” flying in the face of her “not depriving herself” comment.)

    Thanks so much for writing about this, Erika. I’ve already highly recommended your site to her (and to just about anyone traveling on the get-healthy path), and I printed out this post for her to read.

  16. Lorraine

    May 28, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    Great article. I’ve done the Master Cleanse 4 times and it gets harder each time. You will of course lose weight, as you are taking in way less calories, but it will come back once you start eating “normally” again. To “cleanse” my body this time, I cut out as many processed foods as possible, and even ate “raw” for about 80% of the day. This ensured lots of fiber and good calories. This time around I have lost weight in a natural way and feel way better than at any time doing the Master Cleanse.

  17. Lolita

    June 29, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    Funny that this is your Q&A for today…a friend suggested I try it. I did some research and decided it wasn’t for me. I would rather eat a cleaner diet. Thanks!

  18. Leslie Adams

    July 27, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    I tried a lemon, cayenne, maple syrup cleanse for 2 weeks and ended up with cellulitis. I needed surgery to drain the abscess that had formed. It was a yucky and costly experience.

  19. I Am Your People

    October 13, 2011 at 3:27 AM

    Can you please post the strawberry quinoa salad recipe? Thanks!

  20. Freda

    February 1, 2012 at 1:31 PM

    The thing I find most scary about The Master Cleanse is the salt water flush. I have fibromyalgia and IBS (cat scan showed no signs of any kind of cancer or growths) and I have a really tough time having bowel movements. It had gotten so bad that I could eat nothing BUT salad and fiber (I even ate an entire Jicama once), and STILL not go. I contemplated doing the salt water flush a few times but just couldn’t bring myself to do it. Two entire tablespoons of salt at one time? I was afraid I’d shut my kidneys down!! I found a product that really helps: Fiber Smart by Renew Life (I got it at Whole Foods). It has ground flax seeds (which are anti-inflammatory), probiotics and herbs. One scoop in a glass of water once or twice a day and I’m going like clockwork! It also helped to cut back on grains (like my beloved popcorn). I have to stop myself from cheering every time I go to the bathroom, LOL!! Forgive me if I shouldn’t have mentioned a product name in my post, but this stuff has really worked for me.

  21. Chasing Joy

    April 18, 2012 at 8:47 PM

    Thank you for this post. I have a freind who does cleanses and fasts and always has to cut out socializing during those times. it just does not seem right.

  22. Erin

    February 27, 2013 at 8:23 AM

    Erica, what are your thoughts about the Fat Smash Detox that says eat all the fruits and veggies you want and can stand but eliminates meat, most dairy (allowed 8oz of skim or lowfat milk), and all wheat? For protein they suggest all manner of beans, egg whites, etc. I’m on day 4 right now and I feel awful. I know part of it (hopefully all of it?) is meat withdrawal – ugh! (I’m a card carrying carnivore who would never eat a veggie if I didn’t have to).

    • Erika Nicole Kendall

      February 27, 2013 at 8:24 AM

      I think, “what’s the point?”

    • Caleen

      February 27, 2013 at 8:46 AM

      I wanted to try it but it seems so restrictive. I think it makes more sense to make the changes within your diet instead of being set up to fail.

  23. darlooney

    June 19, 2013 at 9:28 AM

    I love this site, and thanks so much for all of your insight on the health journey. I am now firmly on the clean eating path, and have been for 3 months now. By the way, it has helped a ton for my boy’s ADHD! yay! Now I’ve just got to work on the workin’ out part! lol.

    I wanted to share that when I first started clean eating(and the 2 or 3 times before that when I tried eating healthy) my bowels, for some reason were very irregular. I wasn’t able to go #2 for sometimes 3 or 4 days. Then I would eat some fast food or a pint of ben & jerry’s and go potty the next day. I began thinking that my body was too far gone to change to healthy eating. When I started on the clean eating path, the same thing happened again, and I was so uncomfortable, I was about to turn to the cleansing teas they have out there, but really didn’t want to. I was doing everything right, and still couldn’t potty. I finally thought to myself–what about the old phrase ‘an apple a day’? Ever since i started that, I haven’t missed a #2 day. So, for anyone who’s already doing everything right, and still can’t potty-eat an apple for one of your snacks and see if that works!

  24. Ceej

    July 7, 2013 at 8:18 PM

    Now they are selling the Master Cleanse in $9 bottles at Whole Foods! For real. I thought they were a more-ethical company than others, but I guess not.

  25. jackie

    July 26, 2013 at 6:19 AM

    Okay so I only go like once every couple of weeks and then its only a small amount. I was going to try the MC with the dreades Salt Water Flush but they said it might not work if you don’t have regular movements. Coffee helps but it makes me jittery, and teas can take up to three days to actually work. Can water and fiber really help? I have been like this since I was a kid so it was no big deal but now I am a stay at home mom and I have gained 15 pounds in two months. Something has to give my sweats are starting to look like tights.

    • Erika Nicole Kendall

      July 29, 2013 at 9:50 AM

      Those salt water flushes can actually kill you… at the bare minimum, it can cause an electrolyte balance; at the most, it can send you into shock or a heart attack depending on your health.

      Like, YES fiber and water really help. I’d tell you to eat a grapefruit every day, and then you’ll find yourself going FAR more often. Coffee shouldn’t make you poop, unless it contains a certain chemical, used to add more “coffee flavor” to a watered-down drink.

      You need to go potty, girl. Once a week? Holy jeez.

  26. Gema

    September 3, 2013 at 5:12 PM

    Wow. So happy I found this blog. I’m in my first trimester and having the worst constipation ever. I didn’t have the best eating habits before preggers, so now I’m trying to get it together. The uncomfortable constipation was my motivation to get on the ball. As soon as I read about the fiber, particularly your anecdote about the Quinoa, I back flipped to the kitchen to dig out my Quinoa and throw it in a bowl with some spring water. I pray it helps! Thanks

  27. Poetri313

    October 9, 2013 at 7:54 PM

    So true Erika. I remember doing the master cleanse for about two weeks. I was losing an average of about two pounds a day & at first. I lost about 22 pounds. When it was over, I literally gained a pound to 1.5 pounds back a day & that’s without pigging out or eating junk.

  28. Amanda

    January 8, 2014 at 9:20 PM

    What a GREAT blog. Thank you for sharing so much. Really good-to-know info on the Master Cleanse. I feel like I got myself into a major “back up” due to all the crap over the holidays. Now I’m having major constipation even though I’ve increased my fiber intake. Enough constipation that I couldn’t even sleep last night. I’m feeling kind of desperate & thought the MC may make since but now I’m not sure after reading your thoughts. At any rate thanks again for the great insight.

  29. Les

    May 2, 2014 at 1:09 AM

    Just found your blog! Totally need this info and support as start to lose the 100 lbs indeed to shed. And for the final time. I’ll be 40 (!) this year. If not now, when? I’m not a black girl, but feel like it and my closest friends are. Don’t hold it against me… :)

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