Subway Serving Up a Little More Than Sandwiches

Subway Serving Up a Little More Than Sandwiches

Bro…sick:

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A Subway “sandwich artist” admitted today to putting his penis on the store’s sandwich bread and posting the photo on Instagram.

The bombshell comes after HuffPost Weird News received several photos posted by two men in Columbus, Ohio, who work for the restaurant chain. Their Twitter and Instagram pages are festooned with photos of their exploits (see below). In several photos, Subway’s signature bread is shaped into penises.

One of the men, Cameron Boggs, admitted on Instagram that “today at work I froze my pee” in a water bottle.

Boggs posted — and later deleted — the most incriminating photo, which depicts a man rubbing his genitalia on foot-long bread. It was posted on Instagram by username “weedpriest” with a caption that reads, “My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today.”

In an exclusive interview with HuffPost Weird News, Ian Jett copped to defiling the footlong, but denied doing the dirty deed at work.

“I would never do that at work — it was at home,” he said. “This isn’t something I’d ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke.”

Boggs’ other photo shows a water bottle full of a yellow substance that he describes as urine. Though you can’t tell from the photo whether the frozen urine is inside a Subway restaurant, Boggs says it was.

Store employees confirmed that Boggs and Jett currently work at the Subway location at Tuttle Crossing Boulevard in Columbus. The chain’s corporate office didn’t return calls for comment by press time.

The anonymous tipster who sent in the photos was horrified by the pair’s handiwork.

“I saw the frozen piss picture and thought, ‘What is this guy doing?'” the tipster said. “Then came the penis picture. They’re stupid enough for doing this in the first place, but then to post it to the world? It was a dumb move.

“I didn’t send these to be vindictive,” he added, “But something needs to be done. It’s disgusting.”

Aye. Aside from the fact that the average loaf of Subway bread has approximately 55 more ingredients than the standard “flour, water, yeast, salt, sugar” necessary… I’m gonna say that this is as good a reason as any to make your own damn sandwiches. Start with this one. I hear it’s pretty tasty.

By | 2017-06-10T11:21:37+00:00 January 1st, 2015|Fast Food|10 Comments

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The proud leader of the #bgg2wlarmy, Erika Nicole Kendall writes food and fitness, body image and beauty, and more here at #bgg2wl. After losing over 150lbs, Kendall became a personal trainer certified in fitness nutrition, women's fitness, and weight loss by the National Academy of Sports Medicine. She is also certified in sports nutrition by Precision Nutrition. She now lives in New York with her husband and children, and is working on her 6th and 7th certifications because she likes having alphabet soup at the end of her name.

10 Comments

  1. Kaneka July 23, 2013 at 1:22 PM - Reply

    “Make your own damn sandwiches”

    Indeed! I try them with bread, with wraps, with lettuce, with cucumber slices, made by me!

  2. Mishala July 23, 2013 at 1:22 PM - Reply

    I really don’t know what to say right now. I’m just… wow. Wow. This is making me question my love of Chipotle.

  3. Vsez July 23, 2013 at 9:54 PM - Reply

    Ole nasty selves. SMH. Oh and I totally didn’t know about all the extra ingredients in their bread.

  4. Tasha July 23, 2013 at 10:04 PM - Reply

    I love reading your post!

  5. lynaya July 23, 2013 at 11:38 PM - Reply

    Everytime I read this blog I get another reason to make my own food. Ugh.

  6. Kitana July 25, 2013 at 12:32 PM - Reply

    …and to think I was considering a Subway sandwich the other day since it’d been a while since I had one. NOOOOOOPE.

  7. Alicia September 1, 2013 at 2:14 PM - Reply

    After I saw them squeeze my “very green” avocado from a plastic bag I was done with Subway…

  8. Ann September 1, 2013 at 2:47 PM - Reply

    Its makes me more than concerned when I go out to eat, what someone will do to my food. I rather make my own sandwich, I know what I am using when it was purchased, and know my hands and utensils are cleaned properly.

  9. Jessica June 20, 2014 at 1:50 PM - Reply

    SMH…..like dude you were totally at work….I’ve seen those little brown bread things at Subway myself. And he had on his uniform too! LIAR. Guess my once a month Subway trip has to be cancelled……for a lifetime. Just gross and immature.

    • Melissa Craig June 23, 2014 at 1:24 PM - Reply

      I worked at Subway before and those are definitely their brown rubber bread pans. Im sure no one takes them home to bake bread. Disgusting! Subway was my only “eat out” restaurant. Ugh. Not anymore!!!

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