A Subway “sandwich artist” admitted today to putting his penis on the store’s sandwich bread and posting the photo on Instagram.
The bombshell comes after HuffPost Weird News received several photos posted by two men in Columbus, Ohio, who work for the restaurant chain. Their Twitter and Instagram pages are festooned with photos of their exploits (see below). In several photos, Subway’s signature bread is shaped into penises.
One of the men, Cameron Boggs, admitted on Instagram that “today at work I froze my pee” in a water bottle.
Boggs posted — and later deleted — the most incriminating photo, which depicts a man rubbing his genitalia on foot-long bread. It was posted on Instagram by username “weedpriest” with a caption that reads, “My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today.”
In an exclusive interview with HuffPost Weird News, Ian Jett copped to defiling the footlong, but denied doing the dirty deed at work.
“I would never do that at work — it was at home,” he said. “This isn’t something I’d ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke.”
Boggs’ other photo shows a water bottle full of a yellow substance that he describes as urine. Though you can’t tell from the photo whether the frozen urine is inside a Subway restaurant, Boggs says it was.
Store employees confirmed that Boggs and Jett currently work at the Subway location at Tuttle Crossing Boulevard in Columbus. The chain’s corporate office didn’t return calls for comment by press time.
The anonymous tipster who sent in the photos was horrified by the pair’s handiwork.
“I saw the frozen piss picture and thought, ‘What is this guy doing?'” the tipster said. “Then came the penis picture. They’re stupid enough for doing this in the first place, but then to post it to the world? It was a dumb move.
“I didn’t send these to be vindictive,” he added, “But something needs to be done. It’s disgusting.” [source]
Aye. Aside from the fact that the average loaf of Subway bread has approximately 55 more ingredients than the standard “flour, water, yeast, salt, sugar” necessary… I’m gonna say that this is as good a reason as any to make your own damn sandwiches. Start with this one. I hear it’s pretty tasty.